Fotografie parodie van Taylor Swift’s ‘Blank Space’

Dabe & tyler van lovedotphotography.com maakte deze briljante parodie op het nummer ‘Blank Space’ van Taylor Swift. De titel: Make You Look Like Taylor! Hij gaat helemaal over fotografie en ik heb er met veel plezier naar geluisterd. Klik verder om de songtekst te lezen!

Couplet 1
Canon, Nikon, doesn’t matter
I can shoot incredible things
Bokeh, sharpness, zoom, and prime
Saw you there and I thought,
“Oh my god, look at that face”
“You look like my next portrait”
I’m free today. Aye.
Sit right here, turn and look
Oh that light is looking good
Move your hair, give a pout
And I know you Facebooked me
so fine, let’s be friends
I’m dying to see how this one ends
Message me, by days end
I really need my photos by the weekend

Refrein
I won’t make you wait forever
I’ll only make you wait a couple weeks
No you can’t come over
I’m still editing
Got a long list of fall weddings
that I still have to cull
So you’ve gotta stop calling
I’m almost done
We take care of the redness
Won’t take it way too far
It’ll leave you breathless
See, gone with that nasty scar
We can make you look better
Than you do in reality
Make you look like Taylor
Are you insane

Couplet 2
Harsh shadows, rainy skies
I still shoot incredible things
Crying kids, really stiff guys
I’ve got candy in my bag
I will bribe if I want
Cmon kid, smile just once
But the worst is yet to come
Drunken groomsmen, wedding day
Dude where are your freaking pants
Timeline gone, we’re so behind
This is like herding cat’s
Uncle Bob – No I can’t chat,
flashes off for the ceremony
Wait, what do I see?
iPads and cameras in my LCD

[Herhaal refrein]

Tussenstukje (2x)
Summer weddings outside, they are torture
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t, warn ya

[Herhaal refrein]

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